Lineas de comando cachondas

Quién no se ha puesto alguna  vez a hacer el chorra en alguna linea de comandos, haciendo gracias con las respuestas que devuelve a frases nuestras. Unix parece que da juego para esto, sino leed lo que son capaces de sacar…

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% «How would you rate Reagan’s incompetence?
Unmatched .»

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s.

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man: : Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% (-
(-: Command not found.

% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create

Nota:the ‘%’ prompt indicates that the command should be issued from
the C shell, and the ‘$’ prompt indicates the Bourne shell. Enjoy.

Vía NetFunny

~ por Flipp en 24 May, 2008.